Last night I was home cruising around in the watch it now universe of netflix and I stumbled across a movie called Zombiethon. I read the description and couldn’t quite understand what this move was about. Something about old zombie movies and scantily clad women. That sounded good so I started watching it. I was kind of expecting some sort of documentary style maybe with a host showing clips of old movies and making fun on them. That’s not what it is, I am still not sure what it is …. what is Zombiethon?
Apparently someone decided to take a bunch of old Zombie movies and cut out the heaviest action scenes along with the scenes with most gratuitous and generally unnecessary nudity and paste them together into kind of a Best Of… video? Its got some classic stuff like the naked girl scuba diving who gets attacked by a zombie and a big tiger shark saves her. That’s not a joke it’s a real scene from the movie called Zombie. There is other great stuff like 8 girls going skinny dipping and being attacked by nazi zombies underwater. There appears to be scenes that were created for the movie from scratch, all of which appear to consist mostly of an attractive woman running from a guy dressed in a cheesy costume.
There doesn’t appear to be any real dialogue or anything created for the movie but there is a scene of zombies watching a movie in a movie theater. The things I would never get to see if I didn’t have netflix’s watch instantly option.